littlest hobo

1. A sex move where one's significant other rejects advances in a cheery upbeat way with the words: "maybe tomorrow."

2. The greatest and only hero dog based television show to come out of Canada.

Bob had to retreat to the couch and wank to CBC news after his girlfriend gave him the littlest hobo.

by guiterryc September 17, 2018

bitch hobo

A personal assistant, unpaid, homeless; working off his or her debt to you due to an accident or grievance.

I was walking the other day and this homeless guy in a stolen car hit me in the crosswalk. He didn’t have any insurance so I made him my Bitch Hobo.

by tywestie21 November 18, 2017

Rich Hobo

A person who can look rich and homeless at the same time. For example, Snoop Dogg and Post Malone.

Snoop Dogg and Post Malone look like Rich Hobos

by Justin. Y June 19, 2020

phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.

Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!

by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009

hobo flow

1) hair comparable to that of a homeless person

2) rapping skills that won't pay the bills

1) dude, chester just emerged from his 36 hour study sesh with some serious hobo flow

2) t-dawg's shit is so weak, he's got mad hobo flow

by goodmanwednesday April 21, 2010

hobo sanctuary

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.

"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"

by Hosex November 22, 2007

Hobo vomit

What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.

I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021