saucer nipples

Extremely large nipples

That bitch has saucer nipples.

by A. Bierce October 5, 2008

Nipple Boner

When your nipples become hard and stick out.

Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."

by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012

party nipples

Cold nipples prepared to party

Let's get these party nipples started!!

by Beckage B November 15, 2007

burger nipples

"Burger Nipples" are nipples belonging to a female with a large (and often dark) areoli area, which makes them look like hambugers.

dude, that chick has byrger nipples

by Jamie W February 24, 2004

shit nipple

(n.) a woman's asshole

"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008

Nipple Head

1) Somebody with a small head
2) Somebody who is stupid
3) A good reply when someone calls you a dickhead

'shut the f*ck up you nipple head'

by UmpahLumpah April 9, 2009

Dishplate Nipples

These fantastically nasty nipples can be identified when the size of the nipple is so exceedingly large that it could be mistaken for a skin-based dinnerware.

My girlfriend doesn't have to do dishes anymore because I lick her Dishplate Nipples completely clean after every meal.

by Narcolepticjay August 29, 2006