Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022

Murder-eyes

A glare of absolute angered scorn, like your about to tear someones head off, like a vengeful Samurai.

Gloria is giving her ex them murder-eyes as he walks away with his new model girlfriend.

by CallumFoster October 8, 2019

Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece

person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket

by cowboykeen February 21, 2023