Munggaficker

A person who fucks mungga (Marmota) in the swiss region of Bündnerland. It can be a General insult or a reference to the mystical ancient beeing the Munggaficker. It is sayd that you can hear the munggaficker early in the morning while dooing his business. The screaming of the mungga was translated by experts as screems of pain and suffering form the mungga. So be aware when traveling in Bündnerland not to cross the munggakicker while looking or smelling like local mungga or other (Rodentia). Especially when from zürich or while beeing a züzi as they are not rescued by the locals

Did you hear the Munggaficker this morning he did all the mungga.

by Localbüntner October 10, 2025

Mongtard

Longform word for a mechanical just capable

Example overfills car with oil while ser icing at home. Son exclaims "dad your a mongtard"

by Yes it's funny April 29, 2025

Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.

Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.

by HotPizza February 18, 2017

stany mongha

Stany mongha’s are gay little boys with crusty lips and hands and thinks their on it when they are just wet. They usually step out looking rough and picky and thinks they can get girls looking like that. But it’s he’s bless

He is moving like a stany mongha

by Don’t worry inihh May 24, 2018

Serial monogamous

A person who pursues depth, connection, growth and monogamy in another human being for a significant amount of time until reaching a plateau to pursue the next relationship.

A person who craves meaningful connection in a monogamous relationship in short amounts of time, whether weeks, months or years.

I’ve had six boyfriends back-to-back in the past 15 years in relationships that lasted two to three years each. I’m a serial monogamous.

by daniellethecreative_ December 7, 2018

Tittie monglar

A guy who loves tits to the end of the world

He is a tittie monglar

by Someone you know February 25, 2019

openly monogamous

openly monogamous.... a couple who is sexually open with others, but only when they both participate. Different from an open relationship when each part of the couple can play alone

We are are openly monogamous, so we have had 3 somes and 4 some and more somes, but always together

by Horatio Stema August 24, 2019