A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.
by Jake104YT November 27, 2021
Get the Mikeymug. Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020
Get the Mikeymug. A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.
“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”
“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”
“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”
by DildoDistributor December 31, 2021
Get the Mikey Specialmug. When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass
by Boogashay August 2, 2022
Get the Mikey Meatloaf Specialmug. by jakeisagamer November 24, 2019
Get the Mikey-leemug. Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022
Get the Pulling a Mikeymug. by Cooperator November 19, 2018
Get the Mikey dalemug.