Mikey

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.

Ay mikey big penis lad

by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

Mikey

Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟

Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick

by Pugz lee November 22, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho

person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)

by mommy long legs November 22, 2021

Mikey

real metal head

girl 1: do you know mikey ?
girl 2: yeah !! he’s so cool

by reallimpbizkit November 21, 2021

Mikey

A derogatory term for a half wit homosexual

You are a filly mikey

by Shitygami November 21, 2021

Mikey

A name of an annoying person that the only thing worse than their personality is their laugh.

Shut the fuck up, you sound like a mikey

Cmon dude, dont be a mikey

by MassiveBallsGigachad November 22, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is the funniest person ever. Their real name is Sophia and nobody is like them. NOBODY. They are a girl but go by He/Him and they just so happen to luckily be your sister/brother. You guys laugh constantly and there is only one of them in the world. His sister/brother is called Steve. They are great together. And together they are Steve&Mikey Snoola Suffers.

Steve: Wow, Mikey, you're so funny!
Mikey: That's because I'm Mikey.

by Steve Snoola Suffers September 12, 2021