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Omg he's such a Mark
Mark by xiaodeptus November 9, 2021
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A nebulous term used to describe various things, an adjective, noun, or verb.
Wow. That was very Mark. Did you see that Mark?
Mark by Peenintouchin November 19, 2021
Mark is a cretin

The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and dosent contribute anything to society.
You’re rather cretinous, you must be a Mark
Mark by TrainLover3000 November 21, 2021
Mark is a very neat duder, the light of my life, the herp to my derp. Chances are, a mark is very smart, very silly, and is good at everything he tries (superior genetics). He probably has very beautiful brown eyes and blondish hair that is perfect for tousling. Girls want him, guys want him, guys want to be him. In short: a cutie pie with STEROIDS inside
Some guy: Hark! Is that Mark? I thought he was an urban legend!

Other guy: Nope, he's all real... Crazy world we live in
Mark by D6torg November 22, 2021
A microphone hog at Karaoke.

Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.

Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Is that Mark going to be at Karaoke again tonight? I’d rather not go then.

Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
Mark by Chino Pamo November 22, 2021
Mark is a good-looking guy with a huge Albanian cock. His cock is so big, that he can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
Mark is also a sports guy, he plays a lot of football (soccer), he is sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.

He also is the Sex God of the entire world, so he can smash all the girls around world with his cock.
"OMG Mark, I don't have the capacity for your cock."
"Mark go deeper!"
"Mark pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean the ball."
Mark by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021