Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny

-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo

by Brbmartinez October 1, 2021

Marijuana

Legal in 23 states across the US. This plant has numerous names such as: Weed, etc. There are 2 main ways to receive Marijuana into your system. Smoking it and/or eating it. Marijuana can increase a person's appetite, make them feel tired, be more enthusiastic and happy,. Although smoking it can increase your chance of heart attack as it is known to increase heart rate while under the influence also known to kill brain cells this drug is medically is used for people with arthritis, wounded muscles, people with anorexia (unable to eat due to muscle failure) and so on so forth. In the world of drugs Marijuana has been the least worried drug about since of all the people needing the special plant. This drug cannot kill you, proven by scientists this drug has actually helped maintain a good handful of people to not hurt themselves and to be less shy. In my personal experience this drug is been believed to be more dangerous than news and others have it out there to be. In MY opinion if a person were to do this drug it would be better to eat it because there is no risk of lung cancer from eating it and will not kill brain cells on the other hand smoking will kill brain cells, increase chance of lung cancer

Marijuana is a drug scientifically proven to create a time period of felicity

by Street_Meanin' July 25, 2016

marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.

Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017

marijuana

Literally almost every definition in Urban Dictionary has something to do with it.

*Me searches up bakery*

definition: a place with marijuana is smoked.
me : the heck

by csgo addict that drinks coke July 25, 2021

The new marijuana

Children

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

marijuana

something that an 11 year old boy smokes in the girls toilets cause he is to high

you wanna smoke some marijuana

by Dain_ollieboi_YT March 16, 2020

marijuanas

Multiple Or Multiples Of Grams Of Weed

Dom "Let's go bro"
Chris "Wait let me grab my marijuanas

by KrownBic🔥 March 18, 2020