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Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
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Pig-ling

Pig-ling is an Asian pig
Wow! look its the famous Pig-ling!
by keiticakes February 18, 2025
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Ling bing bang

Ling bing bang is when you are having sex with two beautiful vietnamese girls and you have them scissoring between your penis
I took them two girls home and we ling bing banged
by Loaf20 May 27, 2025
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Chud ling pong

Chud ling pong - matri vasa
matri vasa Chud ling pong
by tntanvir November 30, 2025
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Onegi-ling

My mate’s son is an Onegi-ling
by Peppapig2017 December 13, 2025
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ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
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ding-a-ling

A dick that makes me happy and I cum each time
by Worm magnet April 7, 2017
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