mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

nasty lad

A dirty, wet mop of a man, often with soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.

I say, it smells as if a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?

by Plural P October 14, 2021

Spotty Lad

An english lad with spots, known to wear fishing caps and bother Phil Collins for autographs

Not many girls came to see the show, just a bunch of Spotty Lads in fishing caps asking for my autograph

by Spotty Lad #33 February 6, 2018

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

Mrs Lad

When you stab someone with a semi colon whilst they are being hit by an English book then afterwards rape them with an inflatable baseball bat.

That bitch ass white boy didn't do his homework, better give him a Mrs Lad!!

by Dave Peggit June 23, 2014

set lad

some lad who's just set as fuck. build like a castle motherfucker.

hey man, you seen Derek?
Yeah, what a set lad

by Gh0st728 November 26, 2020

sober lads

A group of several loud mouthed beer Drinkin' hell raising pie eating sons of bitches you see wobbling about the pub every weekend.

Look over there John by the DJ BOOTH, SOBER LADS, SOBER LADS.

by The guy at the end of the bar October 20, 2015