Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
by Shadowduck July 25, 2016
Get the Ketchup Shitmug. Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
by GemNYC February 22, 2021
Get the Ketchup Maidmug. A Ketchup Male is a lone game dev who is fucking annoying but also likes ketchup. Doesn't eat burgers
Jason:no im not a yogurt male im a Ketchup Male
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
Daniel:fuck you fucking autist lone dev fucking kill yourself
by BibleMann June 7, 2022
Get the Ketchup Malemug. This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.
If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018
Get the The Ketchup Treatmentmug. by Urbansuburban February 1, 2025
Get the ketchup mouthmug. Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020
Get the Ketchup Sexmug. by DennysKetchup July 26, 2021
Get the Denny's Ketchupmug.