Durgin' Jerkin'

The act of two or more male vikings that are jerking each other off over their dead enemy's bodies, and yell "HINGERDINGERDARGEN" while in the act.

Hey Olaf, want to go Durgin' Jerkin' after the battle?

by KillerProdsUK October 13, 2017

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Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

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Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

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jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 15, 2014

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Jenkins Job

The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.

"Damn girl what happened?!!!"

"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"

by KingRBBRducky March 29, 2016

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jericho

A Jericho is when you binge on Netflix and watch every season to a series of shows in the shortest time possible normally a week.

For example:

"I pulled a Jericho the other day watching breaking bad "
" yeah man same I watched all 7 seasons on sons of anarchy last week"

by dat guy1 September 21, 2016

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One of the sexiest creature alive, who will get in the bath with you and is a huge duck. Loves to party and gets the chicks, and leaves turds around. Always up for a good time and is often the good time. If you get Jerigomon you can not leave him, cause he will leave you. His catchphrase is 'adios motherfuckers'

Side Chick #4: I wanna get in the bath with someone
Side Chick #7: Try Jerigomon

Jerigomon: Hop in ladies

by jerigomonismybae4eva July 8, 2017

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