Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021

SERYOGIN IVAN

A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman

Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo

by KHyP April 12, 2023

Ivan the genshin player

a very gay faggot who gets 0 play. He also loves cheating on his ex boyfriend with other woman

Ewww youre an Ivan the genshin player??

by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022

Ivan

He gets A* in every subject. He takes 3 sciences and is in YCIS year 10

Omg its Ivan, his cock is showing out

by Goser June 13, 2022

Ivan

A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.

Ivan gets no bitches.

by semajames123 February 25, 2022

IVAN

toi e gei

ivan e gei

by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022