instafam

When a person marries someone who already has children from a previous relationship, usually said of a single, never married man. Single, never married men tend to use this term in a derogatory manner until it happens to them.

This may be considered an alternate definition of 'instafamily' as well.

Bob's new wife has three kids from her first marriage. Bob has an instafam- just add daddy.

by dalaggie January 31, 2008

instaglamour

People who use the smoke screen of Instagram and other social media sites, to maintain a glamourous appearance and lifestyle that ordinarily wouldn't be possible for them in real life.

Have you seen Chelsea's instragam lately? She's flown around the world 3 times in less than a week! Her Instaglamour game is on point! #jetlife

by toppun January 29, 2016

instagasm

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm

Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*

by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016

instagram heart

Something you can spam with your friends in a DM for hours

We spammed Instagram hearts all nigh in the DM.

by Xx_fire_xX July 24, 2016

Instagram Hunter

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media

Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"

by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016

Instagramma

An old lady who uses instagram like she's one of the hip kids of today. These kinds of grandmothers do one of three things: post multiple pictures of the cookies she's baked, stalk her grandkids by liking all their posts, or post pictures of herself taking selfies.

My grandma started using Instagram about a week ago...she's been posting so many pictures of herself, we've been calling her an instagramma

by Some random white kid. November 14, 2016

Instagram theme

A coherent way for single people to attract people to their instagram account using likes or followers to help them find a match and for a relationship usually hit up through direct messaging

Bro that girl is hot af i like her instagram theme

by Kingclutch13 April 15, 2017