Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

Snake Blasting

A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!

Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️

Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 12, 2021

car snake

A snake bobben it’s head around while your in the mall buying useless Shit

Yo that car snakes high as hell

by Cactus fucker January 9, 2022

Bread snake

Slang term for a twist tie.

I just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now I'm going to have stale bread.

by jk298 November 5, 2010

Lane Snake

Weaving in and out of lanes for personal gains through traffic, annoying other drivers.

That prick is such a lane snake!

by elgato July 18, 2018

motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006

Solid Snake

He could kick Sam Fisher's ass any day. The terrorists Sam Fisher faces are pretty fucking dumb, considering they don't notice him when he's standing right next to them DESPITE the fact that he has three glowing lights on his forhead which act like a billboard advertising his presence.

Sam Fisher: You can see me despite my glowing lights.
Solid Snake: Yes I can.

by Jake W July 5, 2005