Floor gang

The best type of people you will ever encounter in your life. If someone is ceiling gang don't talk to them. The best way to become floor gang is to sit on the floor. If you don't like the floor but you love the ceiling, please reconsider your choice. For example, if you name the advantages of the floor versus the ceiling, you will see that there's ∞ times more advantages for the floor than the ceiling.

If you, somehow, still want to be ceiling gang, you're making a mistake and you will regret it.
Thank you for not being ceiling gang
When starting a conversation always ask if the person is a floor gang first, if no: Ignore him.

- Hello, how are you doing?
- Are you a Floor gang?
- Yes I am a floor gang!
- I'm good, you?

by Kanagroo May 20, 2020

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

bare floor

A puss with no hair, usually waxed, sugared, or shaved.

Bare as a baby's bottom; she's got a bare floor down there, you know, she looks like a little girl down there.

by Justin Partin September 26, 2005

Floor Pie

This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)

"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by fortune392 March 2, 2022

floor dropping

When you're about to get laid but you speak what's really on your mind and your partner gets offended. For example, say you're about to shag a mamacita and you tell her you need to get a condom because you heard she gets around. More than likely you just floor dropped, and as such, one of you is sleeping on the floor tonight (AT BEST).

Man - "Hey, can you call me Hulk Hogan while I pound you like a veal cutlet?"

Slut - "Uhhh NO! Jesus Christ, you're fucking weird..." *gets up, throws some blankets on the floor, and re-locates accordingly*

Man - "Man, I gotta stop floor dropping... BUT WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?!?!"

by J. Saynt September 27, 2011

floor kisser

A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

by MeTheTree January 2, 2007

the killing floor

A name for the Vietnam war as used by song artists such as the Guess Who and Jimi Hendrix. Can be used for any war (post vietnam) or major controversy/crisis in which many people are dying.

"No time left for the killing floor"

by Sir Reginald Bosworth Cunningham III November 24, 2007