flamingo-ing

To be indecisive in way that suggests lack of boundaries. To refuse to "put one's foot down" on a matter. The word references the way the large pink bird often stands on a single leg.

Girl, stop flamingo-ing and block him already!

by iluaf June 24, 2022

Flamingo

A magical fucking pink bird that eats shrimp

Look a flamingo

by X1bd September 12, 2022

break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

by TGIFer January 16, 2026

break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

by TGIFer January 16, 2026