Dora the Explorer

A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).

Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*

by paper man September 5, 2008

Titty Explosion

(verb.) When one's titties pop out of one's shirt, bra, or swim suit top unexpectedly revealing nipple and all. All witnesses are quite pleased in this situation.

(adj.) describes a situation or event that is so completely bitchin and astonishing that it renders one incapable of completing sentences. It is all that can be uttered.

Ted: "That was the best pizza I've ever put in my mouth."
Bill: "Dude, titty explosion."

by JAMITIN69 May 3, 2011

explodinate

To explode in a ridiculously extreme manner.

zOMGWTFBBQ my hamburger just explodinated on my shirt!

by chaleur May 20, 2009

Explorer

A Ford SUV introduced in 1990 as a 1991 model year vehicle. Ranger based until 2002. Commonly used by pimps and drug dealers.

...I put the pedal to the floor in my two tone Ford Explorer...

by pacodiablo February 14, 2004

dora the explorer

Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.

*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*

Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!

by shitguy January 10, 2008

Explosion Nut Cake

When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.

We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthday, and made her clean up after herself.

by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006

internet explorer

The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.

My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!

by EvanAC September 22, 2005