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Evan is the most sweetest person in the world, He cares about you more than anything in the world if you are dating him, he would give up something he loves just for you, and if you were his girlfriend I would not give him up for some other girl, He is loveable and super super nice and he treats you like the number one person In the world, I would say don't give him up
Evan by Emerson06V June 22, 2019
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Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.
go away Evan.
Evan by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019
Smart negro but skinny cock
Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky
Evan by TheCockMan May 20, 2019
Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund
Evan by Adhair May 23, 2019
If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
Evan by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019
A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.
Evan by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019
Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times
Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.
Evan by The emos crusader October 9, 2019