derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014

Derp

A person saying derp is completely random but as it means that the person is very weird to begin with.

Person1:Derp
Everyone else:shuffles away.

by TheKittyOfNight December 8, 2017

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

derp

To wander around, somewhat aimlessly, in the pursuit of investigating something or satiating a curiosity.

Wanna go derp around that old hotel? Let's see how many pools we can find.

Yeah, Sophie and Nora were just derping around Manchvegas. They got slushies and found this cool spice shop off Valley Street .

What are you doing? Oh, just derping around online.

by vivelavivie September 23, 2019

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

I word primarily used to describe Marcus

Marcus is a proper derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021