1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
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A beer which, upon consumption, gives the consumer the ability to score twice in one night.
Tastes like victory and Timbers' tears.
Tastes like victory and Timbers' tears.
"Hey Mary, want to get some Deuce Juice tonight before the party?"
"Yeah Vinny, I heard it helps you score twice in one night!"
Looking back on the last 90 minutes, Liz started to realize her scoring ability with Deuce Juice.
"Yeah Vinny, I heard it helps you score twice in one night!"
Looking back on the last 90 minutes, Liz started to realize her scoring ability with Deuce Juice.
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The company logo is a "6" and a "2" intertwined and outlined.
The design themes found on the t-shirts are mostly martial arts based: Muay Thai, Combat Sambo, Boxing, and Mixed Martial Arts. Although primarily a clothing company, Six Deuce has also previously sold boxing gloves, fight shorts, and other combat sports equipment.
Six Deuce split into two entities in 2010, with the European branch of the company's headquarters located in Helsingborg, Sweden.
The company logo is a "6" and a "2" intertwined and outlined.
The design themes found on the t-shirts are mostly martial arts based: Muay Thai, Combat Sambo, Boxing, and Mixed Martial Arts. Although primarily a clothing company, Six Deuce has also previously sold boxing gloves, fight shorts, and other combat sports equipment.
Six Deuce split into two entities in 2010, with the European branch of the company's headquarters located in Helsingborg, Sweden.
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Ryan: damn that girl's got two on the rack and two in the back!
Lloyd & Jarel: DOUBLE DEUCES!!!!!
Ryan: damn that girl's got two on the rack and two in the back!
Lloyd & Jarel: DOUBLE DEUCES!!!!!
by the 4 seasonz September 7, 2009
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2. on a long 100 cigarette, the way of asking for the last few drags (less than asking for a short)
2. on a long 100 cigarette, the way of asking for the last few drags (less than asking for a short)
1. A; dude i gotta go
B; ight deuces
2. A; lemme get shorts on that square
B; its my last one
A; at least let me get deuces then
B; ight deuces
2. A; lemme get shorts on that square
B; its my last one
A; at least let me get deuces then
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Jim had a great time at the Packers game until he almost messed himself waiting in that massive deuce line.
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