Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019
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Cucumber

CUCUMBER
by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022
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cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.
Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy
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Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber
"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"
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1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously
Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.
by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022
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Kayla.the cucumber

Kayla.the cucumber is a cool tiktok we which had 244 follower on the 14th of April 2021 and loves food 🥘
Kayla.the cucumber followed me

‘Oh cool
by I am a cucumber April 14, 2021
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