Crotch nomming is the art of a male or female 'nomming' their partner's crotch. It is interchangeable by gender.
Crotch nomming is a term I got from a MMO... found people cybering in local... and they said AND I QUOTE, IN LOCAL PUBLIC CHAT "And then he leaned down and nommed on her crotch
by Brooklynissupercool May 12, 2011
slimy and sweaty feeling you get when you are either walking around in the sun, sleeping in the afternoon during summer, or refuse to shower. This disgusting occurance that resembles a bog occurs in the crotch region, hence: bog crotch.
"man, i fell asleep in my car yesterday." -josh
"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate
"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh
"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate
"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh
by Ntizzle May 18, 2006
A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.
by Shalroth May 15, 2005
by darian hadjabadolov July 04, 2010
"She pulled on his crotch taffy."
by Suldog October 19, 2009
Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
by ChrisMaBiss April 06, 2009
A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).
The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.
The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.
The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.
The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.
by CrotchZombieCom January 07, 2007