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Facebook Commentathon

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.
Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?
by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011
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Comment Murder

When someone randomly comments on one of your facebook posts, making everyone else not want to.
Usually a relative or a lesser-liked friend of yours, or someone that you don't like that is a friend of yours on facebook.
John Doe is gonna go 2 da baseball game!!
Grandma Doe - Hey sweety!! How are you? Say hi to your mother for me!

John (mentally): Oh god, Grandma just performed comment murder!
by lochei May 15, 2010
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comment-hanging

When you leave a comment on someone's wall or photo and they don't respond, leaving your unwanted comment there for everyone to see.

This is the Facebook equivalent of being left hanging on a high five. The similarity being the sense of rejection and feeling of social failure.
Did you see that Andrew left Katie comment-hanging for 2 days? That's so embarrassing.
by andrice08 December 16, 2011
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Commit Bleach Drink

The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
by PeePeePooPooMan2 October 20, 2018
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Commit Leaf-blower

This is the act of wrapping a man's penis hole around a leaf blower, and subsequently turning on the leaf blower.
Fuck you, Kyle!
No, fuck you, why don't you go commit leaf-blower!
by shmamuul May 14, 2020
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Cloud commenting

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.
thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.
by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011
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fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind
stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch
by jaybirrd October 3, 2021
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