Cobbed

Extremely angry.

"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."

by SipMcDrinky July 9, 2021

Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cob

Cobba or mate

Oi cob

by Shhdh May 12, 2019

Ohio Corn Cobbing

I woman or man sucking their partner's cock after anal sex in Ohio.

Kadi was ohio corn cobbing my cock after fucking her fat ass hole in fucking Milford Ohio.

by Andy Scarth November 19, 2022

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude”

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017

As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.

by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017

Cobbing

In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.

Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.

by Mellow Mikey February 21, 2011