Kiss on the cob

A nice lil blow job

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob

by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019

Cob

Circle of bread. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as a bap, barmcake or bread roll. The only correct term is, and ever will be, cob.

Let’s go and get a bacon cob mate.

by AJT1995 December 21, 2022

Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.

You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.

by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by anonymous May 26, 2021

Cob

Related too or describing ones dick.

Dude that guy’s got a massive cob.

by Angry cob September 26, 2021