The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023

Christopher Vaughn

when you first meet him hes not always the sweetest or the funniest guy you'll ever meet , but as time progresses he turns out to be the nicest , most caring guy you can meet . He'll open his heart completely and show you a total diffrent side , but only if you stick around long enough to see it ... Dont push to talk to him , and dont constantly nag , just give him a little space every once and awhile and he'll be the best friend you'll ever have ..
for me , hes always somehow been there & even when i hadnt talked to him in years we did randomly find each other again ...
Christophers are the greatest men ever ..

" 'You may not believe in the lord,
nor do you worship him ,
but because i care i will pray for you,
so you dont have to' " - Christopher Vaughn

by justsomegirl-xx August 22, 2011

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

Pulled a Christopher

Getting the right answer from an educated guess. The right guess appeared to be unachievable and is often mistaken with pure luck. However it is to be noted that luck is but a tiny portion of the right guess.

You really pulled a Christopher in today's Wordle guess. You went from two of the correct letters to the right answer!

by Karobobaro March 29, 2022

Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!

Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!

by That Band Girl May 4, 2010

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

christopher root

The most amazing boyfriend you could have.the most talented.loves to play sports.loves his girlfriend.will hate you if you like his girl friend.he is smart,charming,handsome and amazing person ever

If you dumb or loose a Christopher root than your screwed

by Alexa Schroeder October 23, 2017