by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019
Get the Christian mug.A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
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by trulycurious June 28, 2022
Get the Christian mug.He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
Get the Christian mug.A person who has a relationship with the one true God and is saved by the grace of Jesus Christ and believes in Him.
Christianity IS NOT a RELIGION.
It is a relationship, if you know what i mean, but most probably don't, which is sad.
Catholicism is not Christianity, which many mistake it for or the "same as."
Christianity IS NOT a RELIGION.
It is a relationship, if you know what i mean, but most probably don't, which is sad.
Catholicism is not Christianity, which many mistake it for or the "same as."
If you take Jesus Christ out of Christianity, than it doesn't make sense. If you take allah out of muslim or buddha out of buddhism or if you take ANY leader out of that particular religion and you do that with ALL the other religions that exist in the world, than all of it's "rules" or "foundations" or whatever still make sense based on it's belief, which would be a false belief anyway.
Christianity is true, all other beliefs or religions aren't, because what do they base their faith on?
Christianity is true, all other beliefs or religions aren't, because what do they base their faith on?
by Jenkins Stephany August 5, 2007
Get the Christian mug.A really hot guy that will do anything for a peice of food.
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school!
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school!
by Anonymous man <3 July 27, 2009
Get the Christian mug.A person who believes in God and that his son Jesus Christ rose from the dead to save mankind. Like in all beliefs, there are some misconceptions about Christianity.
1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too?
2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless.
3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong.
4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic.
5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too?
2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless.
3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong.
4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic.
5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
George: All Christians are morons. They believe that a possessed talking snake convinced a woman to eat a magical apple and that a cosmic zombie rose from the dead to save mankind from evil.
Mark: That is not true. Not all of us believe in that stuff. I consider myself to be a Christian, because I believe in God and Jesus, but I also think science applies to the world as well.
George: You brainwashed zombie-worshipers believing that fairy tales exist. Why don't you go have sex like normal people do? Oh, wait. That's right. You can't. Because your fairy tale book from a thousand years ago says it's wrong. LOL BRAINWASHED SHEEP. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT CUZ I'M A RATIONAL BELIEVER.
John: Hey, asshole. Stop giving atheism a bad name.
Mark: Exactly!
Mark: That is not true. Not all of us believe in that stuff. I consider myself to be a Christian, because I believe in God and Jesus, but I also think science applies to the world as well.
George: You brainwashed zombie-worshipers believing that fairy tales exist. Why don't you go have sex like normal people do? Oh, wait. That's right. You can't. Because your fairy tale book from a thousand years ago says it's wrong. LOL BRAINWASHED SHEEP. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT CUZ I'M A RATIONAL BELIEVER.
John: Hey, asshole. Stop giving atheism a bad name.
Mark: Exactly!
by WhyDoPeopleHateEachOtherSoMuch May 4, 2014
Get the Christian mug.An arrogant asshole who likes to look up his name in urban dictionary so he can read the fake-ass definitions that girls who just got asked out by a guy named Christian and they can' t believe it so they write an overbearing paragraph of compliments in urban dictionary. Christians will look at said paragraphs and falsely feel better about themselves even though the definition was not written with them in mind. There is no proof that all Christians fit under the definitions for Christian. The only certainty about "Christians" is that they have tiny STD riddled micropenises and pee is stored in balls.
by Almighty Daygon November 6, 2018
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