Jesse C. Carson High School

A furry Shithole

Dude there are a shit ton of furries at Jesse C. Carson High School!
we need to legalize furry gunting

by {[REDACTED]} November 22, 2019

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Fountain Fort Carson High School

Its very very crowded.

Fountain Fort Carson High School is like a can of anchovies.

by kbeansy January 7, 2010

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carson

this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer

carson is a fucking idiot

by [mno] September 17, 2022

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Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

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a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

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