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Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

Da Vinci's last brush 

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

Purple headed womb brush

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

Tell her to go brush her teeth 

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick
Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

GC toilet brush 

When you pee on the poop stuck to the toilet bowl in order to clean it.
Mark’s manager at Guitar Center asked him to clean the men’s toilet using his GC toilet brush.
GC toilet brush by El dude420 August 18, 2023

as daft as a brush 

A way to describe someone acting silly, or foolhardy. Generally a Yorkshire phrase.
“Our Steve is as daft as a brush!”