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Brayden Brownies

Absolute UNIT ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘โœŠ he is built different ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ด unlike anyone seen before has potential to be the 1 pick in the 2020 NBA draft and 2021 NFL draft but the NBA isnโ€™t ready for such talent. His dunking skills are ESQUISTE which is why he can dunk on 20 ft hoops only being 3 ft 2. No one has stopped him before and will never stop him because he single handedly squad wiped the Mafia and the Illuminati. He discovered that people are being brain washed so he freed them by smacking them senseless. His super powers consists of being built different being an absolute STUD and Just being different ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฌ. Fantasy basketball champ and best GM known to man he rips off Nathan like heโ€™s paper. Top 10 PG, SG, SF, PF, and C without even being in the league. Top QB, RB, WR, and entire defensive unit of all time. Invented the machine gun, Earth, and the cheeseburger.
by Thechefjef November 17, 2020
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Brayden black

Speaker 1: oh hey i see your painting "gasp" IS THAT BRAYDEN BLACK
Speaker 2: oh yeah it is brayden black looks disgusting though
Speaker 1: GET THAT RANCID BRAYDEN BLACKERONI OUT OF HERE
by Poopfart stanky Dreamy Creamy December 19, 2023
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Brayden

Very tall and nice. Probably is secretly trans and wants to be a girl. Loves video games and making music
I love brayden he's so sweet
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Brayden

Fuckable but god damn is he gay.no maidens bc he has a 1/2 milometer defeater he only can get 5 year old guys bc he sucks dick and balls. and he is very horny,bad at fortnite, and has no nipples
little bro:howy shit buby brayden is cuming
buby:runs awy
by kobecatjr December 3, 2022
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brayden shirey

brayden shirey is a word that people use to define a person that plays basket ball baseball and foot ball me has 1 friend and he loves to party and no one ever goes except for his one and only friendโ€”โ€”โ€”- โ€”โ€”-
brayden shirey โ€œi gotta poop guys be back in 30โ€
by he/shw October 22, 2023
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brayden

the best person and he is better the his friends in every way
by Brayden_martin December 5, 2021
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brayden

brayden is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he is sweet but can it get bad when it is necessary. he has a huge heart and an even bigger sense of humor he can make you laugh even on your darkest days, he is the light the shines on you whenever your down and makes sure youโ€™re okay. do i even need to mention his looks? he is one of the hottest guys youโ€™ll meet and loves compliments. brayden is an AMAZING friend and best friend, and an even better partner. if you ever date or meet a brayden donโ€™t let them go become their friend and even better, become their boyfriend. he will make you the happiest person in the world and make sure that your safe and protected even if he doesnโ€™t seem that way. they are also really athletic and love to make jokes even if they are really bad. never let a brayden go i promise you wonโ€™t regret it.
shelby: i met this guy last night, he was hilarious and he even plays sports.

maddie: was his name brayden?

shelby: yeah actually

maddie: good never let him go

shelby: bettttt
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