Hover Bird

A co-worker hovering behind you staring at your computer screen.

Kirk stop being a Hover Bird...

by joe was here also September 30, 2014

Bird

Noun. A word used to describe a friend or acquaintance.

How's it going bird?

by terminator11111111111111111111 January 26, 2010

put a bird on it

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

Flightless Bird

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!

A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health

by Larrybaby September 6, 2021

Lucan Bird

being called this is the biggest insult , this specimen of human has been ran through more than the old trafford tunnel , they have been fingered more than a bowling ball and been passed around more than a vape at sutton beach. main features of this animal is dirty looking eyelashes with manky lil eyebrows and they love to go around saying heya hun. in all my years i have never met a smellier dirtier whore than one that was called a lucan bird

yeah boys a lucan bird is after texting me there gonna have to get a new phone now

by Declan Davila January 20, 2022

Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009