lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Undercover Bacon

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK

Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"

by Duff9 March 12, 2011

bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry

What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.

by bacon:thirty March 18, 2010

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

bacon wand

Another term for a bandwagon, or a trend that many people follow. Term created on the LGBTQ+ Studio on the kids’ coding website called Scratch.

Person 1: Come jump on the newest bacon wand and tell your DND alignment!

Person 2: I’m chaotic neutral!

Person 3: I’m lawful good!

by d e l t a February 7, 2021