National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

grab her ass day

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though

Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

by Mr man tan May 24, 2018

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!

dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.

by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019

ass licking day

June 16th is ass licking day
Stroll up to your buddies and give them a good cleaning

Bryan: "It's ass licking day!" Slurp
Random girl: screams secual harassment

by NoxLucifer June 16, 2023

National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass

Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed

by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021

Grab ass day

Nation grab ass day

So you can go grab any girl/guy/Humans Ass
Make sure you get a big one

Boy: guess what day it is

Girl: idk what day is it?
Boy: grab ass day! That means I can grab your ass whenever and you not get mad
Girl: do what ever Idc

by YourMomaIsAQueen December 9, 2019