After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
by MrVulgarity November 25, 2022

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.
by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013

When it feels like you gotta Shit and you go to the Toilet and you try to let the poop out of your ass but it won’t come out because the food is still getting digested
by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
