A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
by EthanTheComposer May 05, 2018
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 03, 2017
A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
by Disco Anus May 01, 2014
After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
by MrVulgarity November 26, 2022