Disco Anus

Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea

"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."

by Disco Anus May 01, 2014

Anus Horribilis

When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.

After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.

by MrVulgarity November 26, 2022

bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

by turdburglar2 October 05, 2013

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz March 29, 2007

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.

Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!

by Packofblow March 27, 2017

Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment

look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)

by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016