Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Bacon Pancakes

The literal best food in the entire multiverse.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.

by b a c o n 🥓 November 28, 2020

Undercover Bacon

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK

Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"

by Duff9 March 12, 2011

Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

Tim Bacon

The thiccest piece of bacon that you have ever seen. A complete god

Tim Bacon be thiccc

by Paul Rendon August 2, 2019