Sexual alimony

Money your ex spouse’s current flame owes you for teaching your ex how not to suck in bed.

Eric owes me months of sexual alimony for Elizabeth’s new found talents in bed. Dat bitch a ho!

by Cap Nasty June 2, 2019

Nissan Altima

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Nissan Altima

A car containing an aggressive driver who thinks he always has the right of way, like an emergency vehicle. Hence the name Altima (out of my) way.

A Nissan Altima is coming from behind! Get out of his way!

by LukeyBearUD April 9, 2024

Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025