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Furry

Cancerous human beings who think they're cool by dressing up as animals.
These people deserve to be shot in the head and witness the holy power of christ.
Matt: Hey guess what Tom!
Tom: The hell you want nibba.
Matt: I'm a furry!
Tom: *shoots Matt*
by LigmaFlippingBalls December 16, 2018
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Furry

a person who likes people in animal costumes and is probably sexually attracted to people in those costumes
I want to fuck your Furry body.
by THEBEAST2452 August 29, 2016
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furry

One of the group of beastality fetishists notorious for drawing God-awful porn pictures and erotic stories of naked animorphic/humanlike-animals engaging in pornographic or sexual activities. Most furries are gay, and their works flaunt that in a sickening manner.

Furries are often seen behaving like the animals they fantasize about, talking almost wholly about animals/animorphic characters, using words like "plush", "yiff", "furvert", and "mundane" in half of their sentences, tattooing themselves with stripes, spots, or animorphic characters, dressing up in animal costumes, even having surgery to turn themselves into horrific monstrosities of their former selves.

Note: There are folks who show a mild interest in animorphic creatures and maybe read/create works that involve animorphic creatures, yet look and act like normal human beings. Unfortunately, that is an extreme rarity.

And for crying out loud, furries are NOT a fucking ethnic group or race!
The furry cult bears complete responsibility for single-handedly ruining the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon/game series. Just type "sonic fan" on any search engine and see for yourself.

What's really hilarious is that when furries get criticized, they usually blame Portal of Evil, or Something Awful, or whatever Internet scapegoat they can find, never mind that they have pissed off more than their fair share of average, decent folks who are being perpetually exposed to the furry fandom's shameless display of obscene behavior.
by middle finger August 30, 2004
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furry

a retarded person whose on such a level of homosexuality that no other homosexuals are attracted to them, so after drinking a nice sip of libtard juice, they decide to dress up and act like an animal while purring on a dildo.
Heterosexual Male #1: "Hey, did you see that retard?"
Heterosexual Male #2: "That wasn't a retard, that was a furry!"
Heterosexual Male #1: "Oh God! That's even worse!"
by pussyslayer7539 June 1, 2018
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furry

1: Any kind of hentai containing anthropomorphic creatures, such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Krystal (Starfox: Adventures), etc. Furry pr0n is very enjoyable, and can also be very hawt.

2: Anyone who looks at such hentai.
Sonic pr0n is what took me over to the furry side. Now I'm furry, and I never want to go back. I am forever hooked on furry pr0n.
by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005
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Furries

You basically cosplay as an animal for no reason and do tik toks in your room or basement.
“Furries are so retarded

“Furries are literally the worst things ever.”
by Johnlennonstwin November 6, 2018
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Furry

Someone that has a fascination with anthropomorphic animals (eg zootopia) and loves the idea of becoming one
Bob: dam that furry has a thicc ass.

Daniel:I know I just wanna hug it all day
by Thicc furry Ass April 6, 2019
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