Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
Get the David Wolfemug. YIPPIE! Delaney is a nice caring and amazing girl that is very spontaneous and trustworthy. SHE WILL HAVE YOUR BACK NO MATTER WHAT. No one can seem to get rid of Delaney because she is always there at the right moment. She can always hold a conversation and is Avery happy person. She is adventurous and if you have an extra skydiving ticket, you should defiantly take her! Overall Delaney Wolf is a true friend.
by schlarv May 17, 2018
Get the delaney wolfmug. The phrase "wolf ticket" is the result of a misunderstood African-American slang expression for the practice of verbal intimidation, "sellin' woof tickets," that was incorrectly transposed by whites. Over time, the corrupted nomenclature has become accepted terminology.
"Woofing," or "woofin'," like "signifyin'" and "talkin' trash," is part of the African-American oral tradition. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic expression of the sound of, for instance, a junkyard dog barking to ward off potential intruders.
"Sellin' woof tickets" is engaging in threatening or intimidating verbal aggression, usually without the intent of actually doing physical harm. In West African and African-American cultures, verbal sparring and physical displays traditionally were employed as proxies for physical violence to preserve life and maintain peace and order. Woofin' also can be a means of "calling someone out," of challenging an opponent to a verbal or physical match.
See also "playing the dozens."
A wolf ticket is also a counterfeit ticket or bogus entry pass to an event, like a rock concert or an athletic contest, sold by a scalper.
(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)
"Woofing," or "woofin'," like "signifyin'" and "talkin' trash," is part of the African-American oral tradition. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic expression of the sound of, for instance, a junkyard dog barking to ward off potential intruders.
"Sellin' woof tickets" is engaging in threatening or intimidating verbal aggression, usually without the intent of actually doing physical harm. In West African and African-American cultures, verbal sparring and physical displays traditionally were employed as proxies for physical violence to preserve life and maintain peace and order. Woofin' also can be a means of "calling someone out," of challenging an opponent to a verbal or physical match.
See also "playing the dozens."
A wolf ticket is also a counterfeit ticket or bogus entry pass to an event, like a rock concert or an athletic contest, sold by a scalper.
(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)
by deeceevoice September 14, 2004
Get the wolf ticketmug. by lattytaw June 14, 2009
Get the Wolf Packmug. by kickstanddick November 30, 2004
Get the Teen Wolfmug. A young man with the following traits:
Racially ambiguous
Depressed
Substance abuser
Political views that align most closely with his favorite anime character
Looking for a younger, naïve girl to fix all his problems
Likes wolves slightly too much
Racially ambiguous
Depressed
Substance abuser
Political views that align most closely with his favorite anime character
Looking for a younger, naïve girl to fix all his problems
Likes wolves slightly too much
by Ahhhhh8 September 19, 2019
Get the Wolf Boymug. A new "glass screen", used in glass smoking apparatuses, developed using multiple hollow tubes to obtain a "multi holed" pipe as opposed to a pipe in which air flows through only one chamber. Currently most commonly found on Wolfhole bats "onies". Originating in Fort Wayne Indiana. Nothing Smokes like a Wolfhole
by Wolfhole tech November 8, 2011
Get the Wolf Holemug.