turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

Turkish funeral

1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch

A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.

by Jbook July 21, 2006

turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

turkish slurpee

were you suck the cum out of someones butthole

Man that turkish slurpee was good last night.

by chap ass December 13, 2009

turkish pizza

its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)

dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!

by asdfklj July 12, 2006

turkish tickler

The woman lays on her back. The guy straddles the girl backwards, with his ball sack on her eyes and the penis in her mouth (so you have to be well endowed)..
The woman has to blink really quickly to tickle the guy.

Man i really pimped that bitch last night, she's such a turkish tickler.

Oh my God that Turkish tickler was amazing!!

by AnalAnt GSpot Geni mc eminemma February 13, 2009

Turkish Sauna

When you're sharing the bed with a partner, you fart and cover the sheet over yourselves so that the air is trapped inside. And then you yell, "Turkish Sauna!!"

"I luv turkish saunas!"

by dqmail December 22, 2008