Toot

A women who smokes the sausage for greenbacks, preferably $20s

Man I’m horny call one of them toots over!

by Chithead September 6, 2018

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.

Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!

by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

toot

that sound a car makes when you press the button in the middle of the steering wheel.

mom what sound does a car make
mom: toot toot

by marsisslaying November 1, 2022

Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.

Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.

by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025

Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015