Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 10, 2010

Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

spaghetti toast

Toast with spaghetti on it

Put on your finest attire babe, we’re going out for spaghetti toast tonight.

by jslammy April 23, 2022

jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.

Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.

by Jeffrey Toast September 17, 2007

Just Toast

I found him on TikTok and his channel is cool, he seems underrated though. So if anyone sees this then go subscribe to him and help him get far on his YouTube career

Person 1: I'm bored what should I watch on YouTube today?

Person 2: Mmmm I think you should go ahead and hop on this guy's channel

Person 1: Okay, what's the channel?

Person 2: The channel is called "Just Toast"

Person 1: Ouh okay I'll check him out

Hours later...

Person 2: Hey, so what ya think?!

Person 1: Sorry for the lag but ngl, he got some dope ass content 👏

by YourLesbianGf November 2, 2021