Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely

I love to make thong songs before I fuck

by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016

Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.

Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.

by Wagmatt January 20, 2025

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

thongs

footwear; sandals

PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.

by scariscoolig December 7, 2022

Thong

According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG

Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy

by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021

Hungarian thong

The V shaped patch of hair that runs up from your butt crack to your waist.

As the plumber bent over to work on the sink, he gave everyone a clear view of his Hungarian thong.

by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017