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Chicago Steamer

A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
by themanofthehour April 5, 2005
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cleveland steamer

while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*
jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.
by parnelli February 25, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit
she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer
by THE D.O.M. December 24, 2008
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cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.
Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.
by DOUGxc May 18, 2006
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cleavland steamer

a sick fetish that involves shiting on the male/female while u are fucking much like a boston pancake or a shit tosser or a buttom shit dolphin
guy: hey why dont u let me cleavland steamer on ur chest to get thing really hot

Girl: no you sick bastard go to hell im leaving and im sending this picture to ur mom...fucking ass whole whats a cleavland steamer anyway?
by jaxoffalot April 21, 2008
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Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.
by iacman June 16, 2010
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Portland steamer

Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.
I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 11, 2017
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