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Ass Joint

Bath tissue remnants deposited on and around Toilet rim. In extreme cases ass joints have been known to migrate to surrounding floor. Ass joints are created when inferior bath tissues are used on "rough" (many cases hairy) Anuses. The end result is a rolled tissue joint thats 420 for your 6:30.
I had no choice but to use the filthy public bathroom stall that was littered with Ass joints.
by dontshakedahand October 30, 2010
mugGet the Ass Jointmug.

bum joint

a waste of a sperm; pretty much has no purpose of existing.
often used in regards when talking about someone/something you dont like.
Damn that refs a bum joint.
My phone doesnt work man, what a bum joint
by Gpmoney November 14, 2006
mugGet the bum jointmug.

penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.
ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P
mugGet the penis jointmug.

Pregnant Joint

When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.
Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.
by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 23, 2016
mugGet the Pregnant Jointmug.

Points for Joints

The saints who give $100 to kids who get fined $100 for smoking under an ounce of pot

www.pointsforjoints.org
Points for Joints saved the day when Carl got busted with pot

www.pointsforjoints.org
by Tokintony November 24, 2010
mugGet the Points for Jointsmug.

beatin the joint

by nyaunna August 14, 2008
mugGet the beatin the jointmug.

Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.
Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.
by Stylo77 June 3, 2022
mugGet the Vampire Jointmug.

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