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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL
by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019
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hairy fairy

A particularly hairy gentleman of the gay persuasion, often only temporarily so when imprisoned for criminal behaviour.
The dude's queer - the big hairy fairy cornholed everyone in the clink
by ClubBarf July 4, 2004
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hairy pothead

"i saw abdul getting high behind the d building!"

"what a hairy pothead"
by gghhff August 8, 2007
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Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!
I work with a girl with a hairy monster.
by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010
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hairy bear

A large and extremely hairy guy that you don't want to mess with.
Brittney would rather be with a hairy bear like James Gandolfini than a ripped hairless fag like Vin Diesel and all of the guys on the show Jersey Shore.
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hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.
"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."
by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007
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