Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.

I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty

by Ltlitty January 29, 2023

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)

The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)

by PhilUK January 17, 2022

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017