carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"

Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!

by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010

Table Five

adj. gross; v. to vomit

"I saw that fat girl back there with no shirt on...table five."

"It made me want to table five."

by Amelia April 6, 2005

table whore

Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).

"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."

by Peace:) March 28, 2010

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

table talk

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.

1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...

by ben June 17, 2004

Chin Table

N. 1.) An action that involves the placement of two fingers under the chin to create an awkward situation
V. 2.) To perform the above action

Hey, so I was telling her....
CHIN TABLE!

by Degrd April 27, 2008

Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013