Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is what you call a pedophile or someone who looks at kids, it is part of British slang.

People who get someone out in four square is a nonce.

by Sophia42069 June 24, 2020

NONCE

A British person

Are you from the UK? No, I'm not a fucking NONCE!

by RealRealStuff August 10, 2022

Nonce

A old man

“He’s such a Nonce”

by middleboyz January 24, 2020

Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile

You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?

by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018

Nonce

A derogatory term meaning “non-nazi”

I hate hearing all this positive stuff about Anne Frank, she was a fucking nonce

by The Fürher September 10, 2020

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021