feeding the chickens

feeding the chickens is when a man cums on the floor after intercourse and their mates cleans it up by eating it.

bock bock chicken chicken bock bock chickenhead.
After feeding the chickens, the girls asked for more.

by Megan Rushing October 11, 2006

the chickens are coming home to roost

*Looks around at the chickens*


HOLY SHIT! You're right!

*runs the fuck away*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014

Feeding the chickens

Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)

You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.

by Pseudonym.alias December 14, 2016

Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013

Shitting on the Chickens

When someone complains or puts down someone's work or project, even when it is quality work.

"Bob's welding was awful, he really doesn't know what he's doing."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."

by ManateeSteve January 21, 2023

Going Out To The Chickens

is to fall quite significantly, sometimes specifically meaning to fall on ice. Coined in Burlington, Vermont, U.S.A, by Addie Herbert who went out to her chickens March 7th 2025 and bruised her sweet elbow.

I was going out to the chickens this morning and I totally went out to the chickens !

by Connieconverse6 March 8, 2025